THE CHUCKLE FUCKER MANIFESTO

Have you ever found yourself tongue deep in a person because their tight-five had you doubled over in laughter? Has a bout of humorous banter left you weaker in the knees than a Magic Mike seduction? Was your sexual awakening a Jack Black movie? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you may be a Chuckle Fucker.

The Chuckle Fucker lives by a single principle: If a person is funny, they’re hot.

The Chuckle Fucker’s object of desire (hereby referred to as “The Clown”) need not be an uggo, but their humor is the primary source of erotic attraction for the CF. There could be a base level of physical attraction amplified by a good joke, or, in severe cases, utter repulsion can be overcome with the employment of a sweet one liner.

The style of desired humor may vary from Fucker to Fucker, meaning that skillful satirists still have a chance at being someone’s Clown whether or not they produce an audible chuckle.

While this sexual preference can potentially lead to distress when hard-launching your Clown on Instagram, us Chuckle Fuckers know we’ll get the last laugh.